luke the employee at target who discreetly gives you a discount every time you check out at his register and you don’t notice til you look at all the receipts and then find his number on one of them oh
i have a point to prove to my mom. i want 6 million or more notes. maybe then she will stop acting like someone caused me to “think” this. or that it’s the same as being gay.
Wedding!5sos agreeing to a rotating best man deal where they each get to be best men for one of them and, as best men, getting totally trashed and giving really affectionate speeches that no one lets them live down